Unplugged & Unforgettable: The Week's Dial-Up Delight Contest!

Remember the days when getting online was an auditory adventure? That glorious symphony of beeps, squawks, and static that announced your connection to the World Wide Web? If the mere thought of that sound sends a wave of nostalgia (or perhaps a shudder of impatience) through you, then you're in for a treat! The Week is rolling out a brand-new, hilariously nostalgic contest designed to tap into your digital past: 'Dead Dial-Up'!

Inspired by the iconic, sometimes agonizing, screech of the old 56k modems, this contest challenges you to concoct the most creative, witty, and downright funny 'dead dial-up' names you can imagine.

Think of it as giving that infamous sound a catchy, modern moniker – something that perfectly encapsulates the internet's early, often frustrating, charm. We're looking for names that make us chuckle, groan, or simply nod in recognition of a bygone era.

To spark your imagination, consider these gems: 'The Week-ly Grind' (a nod to the contest's host!), 'Slow Poke,' or 'AOL's Last Gasp.' These examples perfectly capture the spirit of what we're looking for – a blend of humor, nostalgia, and a clever play on words.

Don't be shy; let your inner digital archaeologist dig deep and unearth some truly unforgettable names!

Entering couldn't be simpler. All you need to do is send your single, best 'dead dial-up' name to contest@theweek.com. Remember, it's one entry per person, so make it count! We'll be poring over your submissions, searching for that one name that perfectly hits the sweet spot of wit and reminiscence.

The deadline for entries is approaching fast, so don't delay – get those creative juices flowing!

And what's in it for the grand champion of digital wordplay? The winner will be proudly awarded an exclusive 'The Week' tote bag, a stylish way to carry your essentials and display your triumph.

So, dust off those memories of waiting for pages to load, enduring dropped connections, and the unmistakable sound of dial-up, and send us your most ingenious 'dead dial-up' name. We can't wait to see what hilarious titles you conjure up!