Kickin’ It with Kiz: The Broncos got 99 problems, but cornerback Pat Surtain II ain’t one

: Easy there, big fella. While my outlook for the this team is far from rosy, let me also say: The Broncos got 99 problems and Surtain ain’t one. Not only is he the best player on the team, Surtain is the only guy in the Denver locker room walking a clear path to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. As much as I value Surtain, however, I seriously doubt the Broncos could pry the No.

1 overall pick from Chicago with an offer of Surtain, Sutton, their own first rounder and an all you can eat feast from Casa Bonita. So I’m afraid you will have to stop dreaming about USC quarterback Caleb Williams wearing orange and blue. But could I interest you in a deal for the Bears’ current quarterback, Justin Fields? That’s a whole different discussion, at a price point that wouldn’t involve Surtain.

: Who will return to the playoffs first? The Broncos? Or the Rockies? No need to answer. It’s a rhetorical question, because I fear the truth might be too sad to contemplate. : Yes, I endorsed Sean Payton to be coach of the Broncos, even before Nathaniel Hackett was fired. So blame me. : Mordant? After looking it up in the dictionary, I’ve got say: I resemble that remark.

And here’s a humble thank you for your loyal readership. And today’s parting shot is a wild and crazy idea for longtime New England coach Bill Belichick to find his next gig in the Broncos’ backyard..