The best and worst moments from the 29th Critics Choice Awards

From jokes about Ariana DeBose's musical talents to plucking Kieran Culkin's ear hair, here are the best and worst moments from the 2024 Critics Choice Awards Some awards shows allow actors to pick the awards. Others allow kids. The , however, towers over all of them, especially the People’s Choice Awards, because it is chosen by critics.

Yes, the very people whose Rotten Tomatoes scores fandoms frequently tell viewers to ignore are in control tonight, so look out. Not that they had too much trouble. Unlike the Golden Globes Journalists, who picked the winners of last week’s fiasco of a ceremony, the Critics Choice Awards was a more low key affair.

Maybe it’s because this is the one time a year when Hollywood and the critical community lower their swords and agree, “ was really good.” It’s not all sunshine and rainbows, though. Like any award show, The Critics Choice Awards have their own struggles, like failing to give an on air award.

We know that, like the Pulitzer Prize winning authors of , readers are always watching The CW, but if not, we have you covered. Let’s take a look back at the best and worst that the Critics Choice had to offer. Best: Robert Downey Jr. sharing “feedback” from critics Best: Robert Downey Jr. sharing “feedback” from critics It’s not every day we hear an acceptance speech that opens with “lazy, stupid, and boring.” Let alone one that describes a winner’s performance as “like Pee Wee Herman emerging from a coma.” But that’s what happens when Robert Downey Jr.

wins at the Critics Choice Awards. Downey hasn’t always been the critics’ choice, and after collecting his statue for his towering performance in , he was more than happy to remind them. Hey, turnabout’s fair play. Worst: Doubling supporting actors categories Worst: Doubling supporting actors categories Award shows are too long.

This is known, but they are what they are, and what work event doesn’t run about an hour longer than you hope? That said, these awards do mean a lot to the people winning them, as well as those who worked on the project being awarded. By splitting time between supporting actors, we diminish the award.

Someone like Jonathan Bailey, who won Best Supporting Actor for , is also making a case for his project, which many may have missed. It’s just a shame he didn’t get all the time to himself. Best: Jonathan Bailey’s double entendres Best: Jonathan Bailey’s double entendres That said, Jonathan Bailey’s acceptance speech was a pure delight, not just because he seemed genuinely surprised by the win but because he worked that split time like a pro.

Bailey’s use of double entendre, particularly surrounding the word “climax,” deserves an award of its own. Worst: Dominica Sessa’s off screen win (and other off screen wins) Worst: Dominica Sessa’s off screen win (and other off screen wins) The Critics Choice Awards started from a disadvantage.

’ Dominic Sessa was one of the first winners of the night, but we’d never get to see it. Like , , and Hoyte van Hoytema’s cinematography (which forced the movie industry to bend to its will), Sessa accepted the award off screen. How they choose what goes on the show and what doesn’t is a bit of a mystery, but if there isn’t enough time to show the win, maybe there are too many categories.

Best: America Ferrera’s SeeHer Awards speech Best: America Ferrera’s SeeHer Awards speech Gloria’s monologue has been picked apart, analyzed, and praised for its brevity, wit, and resonance. But can we spare a moment for the very good speech from the actor who played Gloria? Despite the Critics Choice Awards not abiding by Ferrera’s edits, inadvertently setting up a possible repeat of De Niro at the Gotham Awards, Ferrera accepted the SeeHer Award with a heartfelt speech about the “fierce and fantastic women” she and her colleagues brought to life in recent years.

That her speech opened with Margot Robbie running down the non roles that made Ferrera a television icon before donning all the pink was the icing on the cake. Worst: Ariana DeBose is described as an actor who can’t sing Worst: Ariana DeBose is described as an actor who can’t sing We’re not here to put Bella Ramsey on blast.

But whoever wrote her joke about actors who cannot sing, a list that included Ryan Gosling and actual professional singers Jack Black and Ariana DeBose, clearly didn’t do their research. Jack Black’s Tenacious D work might not move the writers of this joke, but c’mon, Ariana DeBose is a Tony and Oscar winner, specifically for singing.

Ramsey’s co presenter, Anthony Ramos, who, like DeBose, starred in a little show called , should know this. Best: Matthew Rhys protecting Kerri Russell’s train Best: Matthew Rhys protecting Kerri Russell’s train We love to see a wife guy who continues to look out for his spouse well after their show ends.

Matthew Rhys’ commitment to his TV wife Keri Russell extends far past and charmed the heck out of those browsing pics of the Critics Choice red carpet on Getty. Worst: Barbie winning original screenplay. They adapted the toys! Worst: Barbie winning original screenplay. They adapted the toys! We know this is a , but is an adapted screenplay.

Just as all the properties before this one had been. It doesn’t matter that this is a post modern deconstruction of the toys or its place in culture. Half the characters in this film, as well as their professions, were determined before Gerwig and Baumbach put pen to page. Adaptation doesn’t mean the film is any less interesting, funny, or worthy of acclaim.

is a feat of adaptation and should be celebrated as such unless the Critics Choice Award winning writers want to take credit for coming up with a character named “Allan,” with two Ls and an A. Best: Chelsea Handler inviting Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig to accept their award Best: Chelsea Handler inviting Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig to accept their award The biggest movie of the year deserves its non financial flowers.

When was awarded the Best Comedy award off screen earlier in the night, it shocked many at . It also shocked director James Mangold, who mentioned the airtime snub when introducing Harrison Ford. Chelsea Handler, staking her claim as a true blue awards show host, invited Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie on stage to accept their well deserved win.

Worst: All the ear hair plucking happening at the table Worst: All the ear hair plucking happening at the table Look: We know that Kieran Culkin is the shortest member of the cast. He’s not the eldest boy and he often sits in chairs in weird, uncomfortable ways. But that doesn’t mean we can just pluck the hairs from his ear.

You hear that, Best Actress winner Sarah Snook?! Jesse Armstrong used to have a bouffant before this nonsense! A bouffant! Best: sweep continues, overtakes Baja Fresh Best: sweep continues, overtakes Baja Fresh continues to sweep awards shows, winning statues for Ali Wong, Steven Yuen, and creator Lee Sung Jin at tonight’s Critics Choice.

But it was Lee Sung Jin’s acceptance speech for Best Limited Series that brought it all home with two words: Baja Fresh. Apparently, he used to show up to these awards smelling like the stuff, and in their infinite grace and forgiveness, they still invited him back to collect his win. Worst: Paul Giamatti’s food woes Worst: Paul Giamatti’s food woes In , Paul Giamatti plays a character who smells like fish.

In reality, he is a man who “went viral for eating a cheeseburger.” Picking up his Best Actor win for his magnificent performance in , Giamatti let his food gripes take center stage for a moment. First, referencing the world’s fascination with Giamatti eating a burger after sitting through the Golden Globes, and also that the Critics Choice Awards served him “pizza in a bag.” The rest of his speech will make you tear up, but it’s Giamatti’s antagonistic relationship with food that’s going to make us cry.

Best: The vibes Best: The vibes It’s nice to see an awards show go off without a hitch. Despite some programming sacrifices that every awards show ultimately has to make, The Critics Choice Awards was a fleet footed, breezy, three hour ceremony. Part of that is Chelsea Handler, working the crowd with confidence.

We didn’t miss the awkward roasts, either. Worst: Christopher Nolan’s CW assumptions Worst: Christopher Nolan’s CW assumptions Accepting his award for Best Director, Christopher Nolan made a point to thank Martin Sherwin, a co author of the book’s source material, , Martin Sherwin. Unfortunately, he also made a couple of assumptions about The CW, which we don’t think is fair to those who stood by for all those years.

Pulitzer Prize winning historians watch The CW, too, Mr. Nolan. Well, we assume they do. Best: Ryan Gosling’s reaction Best: Ryan Gosling’s reaction We’re not going to lie. We just wanted to see Ryan Gosling’s confused and slightly terrified reaction to “I’m Just Ken” winning Best Song.

If every award show had a meme this immediately good, maybe the world would be a warmer, gentler place..