The 25 best episodes of The Sopranos, ranked

To mark the 25th anniversary of the singular HBO show, we're counting down its finest hours “A wise guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office.” It’s a simple, funny, intriguing enough elevator pitch, and 25 years ago—on January 10, 1999, to be precise—the world got to see just what creator David Chase & Co.

could do with it. But what’s striking, a quarter of a century later, is not just that this series ended up changing television. It’s also that, even after the many fantastic shows it influenced, nothing that has come since has managed to hit quite like . It’s steeped in the time it aired but incredibly relevant today.

(You could dedicate a college course—and they probably exist—to the series’ examination of wealth disparity, xenophobia, racism, religion, death, family, feminism, art, global politics, urban decay, existentialism, and so on.) It’s genuinely shocking and envelope pushing and creative and meta.

Its soundtrack rules. It’s very, very funny. And, of course, it’s anchored by two of the greatest performances of all time—on TV or otherwise—thanks James Gandolfini and Edie Falco. It’s …. a lot, and yet somehow seems to succeed by these weirdly specific metrics that only has. There is, indeed, no other show like it.

And there won’t be. Which is all to say: Narrowing down this list to just 25 episodes was incredibly tough. So, please, be nice. 2 / 27 25. “Members Only” (season 6, episode 1) 25. “Members Only” (season 6, episode 1) David Chase didn’t set out to make TV, but one thing he appreciated about the format was that it allowed little side narrative ventures.

Here, seldom seen character Euguene gets his own Shakespearan tragedy. Full of sunshiney hope for a Florida retirement, his plans are harnessed, then throttled, by the government, by his family, and ultimately, by the Family. At the start of this new season everything is different: Vito is skinny, Janice is a mom, Junior is devolving into “Knucklehead Smith.” And everything is the same: There’s Carmela’s unrealized ambition, Artie’s menu (“where’d he get this bread, the bread museum?”), and the fact that once you’re in, you’re never getting out.

(“Retire? What are you, a hockey player?”) So ends Eugene’s arc, in a dark, unflinching gut shot indictment on the whole system. And then, showing he’s not above TV tropes after all, Chase drops a pure soap opera cliffhanger. [Todd Lazarski] 3 / 27 24. “In Camelot” (season 5, episode 7) 24.

“In Camelot” (season 5, episode 7) A chapter of the stories we tell, to ourselves, to the world, the ones of all the dogs that we are told were taken to live on a farm. Tim Daly guests as a slick TV writer (He worked on , which Christopher decries as a “fake guinea fest with Paul Sorvino, totally unrealistic”) leaning into the sobriety racket narrative, picking up another vice and problem from Christopher.

Junior magnifying glasses the obits, searching for tenuous links to his past as an excuse to get out of the house. Tony meets his dad’s old flame, Fran, and what starts as a trip down memory lane devolves into myth crumbling bullshit, yarns about JFK, and one of the most delightfully cringe moments in the series: Fran’s Marilyn Monroe impression.

A flashback shows maybe Fran was really just a well dressed Livia and finds teenage Tony learning the ropes of the craft of deception from his father. A most valuable lesson. [Todd Lazarski] 4 / 27 23. “Eloise”(season 4, episode 12) 23. “Eloise”(season 4, episode 12) An episode of broken heart, strife, and debacle.

Or, “deb ah cull,” as Carmine might say. Furio comes a ponytail away from chopping Tony into capellini with a spinning tail rotor, just shortly after coming even closer to kissing Carmela. He flees, leaving Carm punched in the stomach, defensive, turning an already awkward parent friend dinner and Melville discussion into generational cringe: “Maybe he’s gay, you ever thought of that?” Meanwhile Sil and Paulie almost come to blows—“just worry about how you’re fucking perceived!”—before the latter needs to find a more hands on approach to get back in business.

But the core conflict comes from an inability to compromise with New York on the HUD scam. Restaurants are dick graffiti ed, unions are called, Johnnie Sack evokes wonderful nuance with “if something were to happen to him, god forbid.” Per usual, Carmine sums it up best: “It’s all very allegorical.” [Todd Lazarski] 5 / 27 22.

“University” (season 3, episode 6) 22. “University” (season 3, episode 6) David Chase’s response to growing criticism that the show glorified mafia violence was this, a Ralphie vehicle of cruelty, misogyny, and psychopathy, where he nearly takes out Georgie’s eye while cosplaying , and then beats to death his pregnant girlfriend.

That’s way to do it. The entire episode juxtaposes Meadow’s cushy, privileged Ivy League existence with that of Tracee’s struggles. (Meadow has Carmela making her dental appointments, Tracee takes a predatory loan from her Silvio to pay for braces.) Meanwhile, Meadow’s roommate, Caitlin, acts as surrogate for the audience—spoiled, soft, unable to handle the harsh reality of the big city.

We all end up worse for the look at the Bing’s VIP lounge—rank with stolen suits, toxic masculinity, everyone with an essence that “Paco Rabanne crawled up their ass and died.” To them, the real tragedy in Tracee’s death is that Ralphie was “outta line” and “disrespected the club.” It’s a sickening display, a reckoning, a condemnation of this life they chose.

It also feels like a fuck you dose of brutality for critics and fans alike. [Todd Lazarski] 6 / 27 21. “D Girl” (season 2, episode 7) 21. “D Girl” (season 2, episode 7) And now for something a little lighter—or at least as light as you can get for an episode that includes Christopher’s nauseating story about a wise guy burning a hookup’s face and nether regions with acid.

Chrissy loves the movies—see: his Daniel Baldwin starring opus —and, after taking an acting class and writing his script, he gets to meet Jon Favreau, who’s in town producing a film and happens to employ Christopher’s cousin’s fiancé (whom Christopher sleeps with more than once). The ’ writer star is working on a project about Joe Gallo and is hoping Chrissy can help with the verisimilitude of the dialogue.

The moment when the filmmaker, while giving script notes, realizes his “strapped” new friend is a coked up maniac is truly funny. (Janeane Garofalo, also portraying herself here, plays nicely off Imperioli too.) It’s one of the show’s many meta moments, mocking our collective obsession with mob stories and also underlining what trash—fascinating trash but trash nonetheless—these gangsters are, especially when filtered through the sober lens of outsiders.

Also, in the other main plot, A.J.’s realization that “death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life”—and his parents’ hilariously predictable response to this awakening—is just golden. [Tim Lowery] 7 / 27 20. “Employee Of The Month” (season 3, episode 4) 20. “Employee Of The Month” (season 3, episode 4) The least rewatchable episode of the series.

Dr. Melfi suffers a brutal sexual assault, the camera never flinching, dragging us along through every painful second in the steel staircase echoing nightmare. And somehow the aftermath is even more upsetting. Failed by the legal system, aided mostly just by her husband’s pissy petulance, she is left to navigate the psychological and moral quandaries solo.

It is Richard who bemoans a “stereotypical goomba fest” on television, the “undershirts, yelling, tragic grandeur of Al Pacino.” Meanwhile, check the sweet transition from Richard’s suburban balled up fists to Tony chopping wood. All along Melfi has a red button, a cheat code, a nuclear football, to have that asshole “squashed like a bug.” But in the end she proves herself strong, shows moral compass.

“You wanna say something?” Tony asks, every viewer psychically urging a telling, vigilante justice. Unfortunately, for us, she knows what is right. [Todd Lazarski] 8 / 27 19. “Knight In White Satin Armor” (season 2, episode 12) 19. “Knight In White Satin Armor” (season 2, episode 12) The most shocking twist, the most surprise killing, the headache Richie was growing into for Tony is dispatched by an unlikeliest of saviors.

By the end of season two, Richie’s swaggering Napoleonic menace had become so malevolent, so inhumane, it actually just took that one final punch to make it clear the audience is right to root for . As much as anyone, he deserved it. But Soprano family members never feel things so cut and dry. In one of her best moments, after trusting Tony with everything, just before lamming it, Janice laments, “I loved him so much.” At least we know Richie, played beautifully and spitefully by David Proval, is buried on a hill, overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around.

[Todd Lazarski] 9 / 27 18. “The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti” (season 1, episode 8) 18. “The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti” (season 1, episode 8) The “regularness of life”: It can make one want to write thousands of words on a TV show, or a script, or become half a wise guy. Christopher, haunted, wonders, “where’s my arc?” and struggles to be “loyle” as federal indictments hover on the horizon.

With his screenplay, he toils and accurately portrays the writer’s plight—staring in wonder, being interrupted from staring, smoking, drinking, all hangdog “puss” and words very much not coming “blowing out his ass,” as Paulie suggests. The identity struggle is pure “cowboy itis.” In part it feels like Michael Imperioli getting to continue his chopped storyline of Spider in .

That movie gets name dropped in the ongoing Italian American stereotype argument, started around Melfi’s table, continued around the Soprano’s, and finished by a gushing mention of “Francis Albert.” Eventually, it becomes a case of Spider’s revenge. Chris pointlessly shoots somebody in the foot, with a claim of, “it happens.” Imperioli would know.

In the end, there is your name in the paper. Your mom might be proud, or worried. Either way, it the little wins. [Todd Lazarski] 10 / 27 17. “Amour Fou” (season 3, episode 12) 17. “Amour Fou” (season 3, episode 12) An overt nod to , with Bob Dylan covering Dean Martin, and a punctuation of the biggest gunfight of the series, this feels as complete a distillation of all the elements of the show’s lyrical violent strangeness.

It’s also peak Gloria—equally unhinged, aggressive, vulnerable, inflamed, and Benz driving with a death wish. It is the final fleshly chapter for the only goomar who Tony seemed to truly care for, who punched those same buttons as Livia, by whom he was pushed, challenged, impressed. She is the opposite of Jackie Jr., consummate pretty disappointment, who precipitates his own downfall with a boneheaded heist.

They both propel a theme of going too far, pushing limitations toward your own destruction. But Patsy makes clear this is no sports movie; the underdog will neither grow nor overcome; there will simply be a man, a normal man, with a gun and a straight face, with a stoic threat—the worst kind—reminding that “it won’t be cinematic.” [Todd Lazarski] 11 / 27 16.

“Kennedy And Heidi” (season 6, episode 18) 16. “Kennedy And Heidi” (season 6, episode 18) Any other show would take the death—the murder, to be more accurate—of one of its main, most dynamic, and brilliantly portrayed characters—that is, Michael Imperioli’s Christopher—and certainly made and its fallout the entire episode.

But isn’t any other show. That big moment, though, is handled carefully, with Tony and his surrogate son discussing fatherhood and popping on “Comfortably Numb” from soundtrack (the live version by Roger Waters with show favorite Van Morrison and the Band), which builds to the fateful moment of the crash, even more fateful one of Tony offing the protege he held such hopes for, and the source of the episode’s cuttingly comic title.

But the installment also veers into, among other things, A.J.’s awful frat friends beating the shit out of a Somalian student and dropping the n word and Tony’s trip—in two senses of the word—to Vegas, where he hooks up with Chris’ stripper friend, does peyote, walks around the casino high (a feast for the ears as far as sound design), and announces, almost triumphantly, watching the sun rise in the desert, “I get it!” Oh, and there’s a bit of Wordsworth thrown in there, too.

[Tim Lowery] 12 / 27 15. “I Dream Of Jeannie Cusamano” (season 1, episode 13) 15. “I Dream Of Jeannie Cusamano” (season 1, episode 13) While the plot stuff seems almost over packed—Jimmy and Mikey and Chucky get whacked, Junior is arrested, Tony is confronted with hard truths by Dr. Melfi and the FBI—the cinematics helmed by season finale designated hitter John Patterson are some of the show’s most memorable: Artie seeing red with a rifle, Paulie adding spleen to a shooting because of poison ivy, Tony pulling a gun from a fish mouth, the Boss’ guttural yelps on “State Trooper.” None is more indelible than that of Livia, laying on a hospital gurney, maybe smirking, maybe grimacing, definitely taunting—just by being alive.

Chase has said that his own mother was inspiration for Livia, and while there have been many moments (her cackling as Tony falls, her ghostly silhouette at the top of a stairwell in a dream), this is the sickest glimpse of the dark heart, the maternal specter haunting the soul of the series. [Todd Lazarski] 13 / 27 14.

“All Due Respect” (season 5, episode 13) 14. “All Due Respect” (season 5, episode 13) Landing the season five plane after “Long Term Parking” was a tall task, but Tony B. and his triggery fingers “went into business for himself” and left enough New York ennui to make fit for a Van Morrison soundtrack.

Tony is stubborn, stuck in what Sil ironically calls his “problem with authority,” refusing to give up his cousin, causing a frustrated purgatory for all sides. But the gallows humor feels like a welcome downshift. Christopher is lamming it, replying to Carmela’s query about Adriana, “is there a number?” “Not that I know of.” Junior’s lawyer has a stroke, but that means a trial postponement.

A.J. tries his hand at party planning, asking non paying interlopers: “You think it’s like downloading music?” Again Tony is confronted with the painting of him and Pie O My, hanging at Paulie’s, an unwelcome reminder and provocation of all that it is to be number one. “All due respect you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one …” he laments.

Indeed we don’t. Nor does Tony B. Except for maybe one fleeting half second. [Todd Lazarski] 14 / 27 13. “Pilot” (season 1, episode 1) 13. “Pilot” (season 1, episode 1) Michael Jordan was drafted third, lost Best Picture, and Fox passed on ’ pilot script. Impossible to figure, even harder is to remember television before the New Jersey Turnpike opening, the cigar and the hairy, braceleted wrist on the wheel, the bass y churn of “Woke Up This Morning.” But in January of ’99 HBO introduced this world and Tony, half head of hair and uncertain of his time, puzzling through the existentialism with Dr.

Melfi—the ducks, the Livia induced panic attacks, Christopher’s incompetence. He also gleefully runs over a man with a Lexus before punching his broken leg and chiding him: “What are you crying about, HMO? You’re covered, you prick.” We get a glimpse of a Satriale’s sit down, see Christopher’s first hit, are introduced to Artie and Uncle Junior, hear some Link Wray, see cash wads in a Campbell’s can, get A.J.’s best line (“so what, no fucking ziti now?”) and, in full writerly circle, see how the HMO guy’s debt can work for the Family.

Nick Lowe’s “The Beast In Me” closes, and for this peak inside, the television world would never be the same. [Todd Lazarski] 15 / 27 12. “Test Dream” (season 5, episode 11) 12. “Test Dream” (season 5, episode 11) Nobody cares about your dreams. That maxim should apply to TV writing too.

But Matthew Weiner and David Chase had little interest in rules, except in ways to defy. Trusting in the audience’s smarts, the script shoots a surreal, moody 20 minute ride that is equal parts , , David Lynch, and Luis Buñuel, with a sprinkling, somehow, of Annette Bening—as Annette Bening. Tony is being hounded by his homesickness, it seems.

But writing too much about the episode feels like telling someone about a dream. It’s meant to be experienced. [Todd Lazarski] 16 / 27 11. “Whoever Did This” (season 4, episode 9) 11. “Whoever Did This” (season 4, episode 9) What would it take to humanize Ralph Cifaretto? What would it take for Tony to see past Ralph’s earning power? With Ralphie’s son clinging to life in a hospital bed, and Pie O My dead after a stable fire, the two immovable forces meet in Ralphie’s kitchen.

While the fight is most memorable—a visceral grunt fest of thwacks, a frying pan full of Ralphie’s special sour cream scrambled eggs, a happenstance can of Raid deployed to the eyes—the real magic actually comes in cleanup. Christopher is summoned in what becomes body disposal as bonding moment, decapitation as comic relief, the whole thing a sort of semi intervention (“you’re so high on scag, you wouldn’t know if he had your mother’s muff on his head”).

There is no glamor to their workaday drudgery, just physical toil, blue collar like ball busting, cold air smoking, then a well earned drink, hot shower, and sleeping like a baby. Everyman stuff. But there is a life of madness, sociopathy, midnight secrecy. It doesn’t end as Tony walks out into the harsh dawn.

It’s just another day. [Todd Lazarski] 17 / 27 10. “Made In America” (season 6, episode 21) 10. “Made In America” (season 6, episode 21) Not to squash that (kinda dumb?) debate about when this show suddenly cuts to black, but please keep in mind this line about death, delivered by a day drinking Bobby (Steven R.

Schirripa), in the episode that kicked off season six, part two, the superb “Soprano Home Movies”: “You probably don’t even hear it when it happens, right?” Right. finale opens with a shot of Tony (James Gandolfini) looking like a corpse, soundtracked by the churchy organ of Vanilla Fudge’s “You Keep Me Hangin’ On,” and goes on to show Tony’s chillingly depressing last talk with Junior (Dominic Chianese), Phil’s (Frank Vincent) darkly humorous worst case scenario hit, and Paulie (Tony Sirico) being Paulie (“Walden? The fuck kinda name is that for an Italian?”) before ending with an absolute masterclass in editing, building suspense, and sound design, all set against quotidian dialogue about onion rings and Meadow trying to park.

[Tim Lowery] 18 / 27 9. “To Save Us All From Satan’s Power” (season 3, episode 10) 9. “To Save Us All From Satan’s Power” (season 3, episode 10) One of the funniest installments of one of the funniest seasons opens with Tony stalking an empty Asbury Park boardwalk, haunted, like all of us that have had to murder our best friend for being a rat, by ghosts of Christmas past.

But most of the episode is really a pitch black comedy tour of north Jersey holiday angst. Tony tells “enough already”; Bobby is told “you’re Santa, so shut the fuck up about it.” But lingering dread is mostly bestowed by the looming shadow of Big Pussy—excellent Santa, bad friend. We see him in flashbacks, and feel his unholy ghost in the hilariously chilling callback provided by Big Mouth Billy Bass.

It’s a writerly metaphor for seasonal pangs of nostalgia, and a sendup of how we enter the strange, forced year end reckoning that that jolly home invader brings about every December. Maybe Paulie, giving us a modern update on “humbug,” says it best: “In the end, fuck Santa Claus.” [Todd Lazarski] 19 / 27 8.

“Soprano Home Movies” (season 6, episode 13) 8. “Soprano Home Movies” (season 6, episode 13) Tony’s 47th birthday: a chance to get out of town, refresh, reflect in the bucolic country lakehouse of Bobby and Janice. Of course, first Tony must beat some stale gun charges. And then it’s one minute from “the lawn looks like shit” to everything segueing into the B side of Needling, baiting, alcohol—or —induced nastiness.

Plus, pure vindictive passive aggression. Livia’s ghost hangs around all the margins of conversational manipulation here, in all the “verbal diarrhea,” and is mentioned, as a “splitter,” hinting at the foundation of the way someone you’ve known your whole life can infuriate simply by doing that “sitting in the chair thing.” Much has been made of Bobby’s “you probably never even hear it when it happens” comment, often pointed to as foreshadowing Tony’s death in the show’s ambiguous ending.

But it could just as easily be a reference to when you cross a line and get cold cocked by your brother in law. Or the way said brother in law, who is boss after all, can repay such a wrong by robbing you of all your innocence. [Todd Lazarski] 20 / 27 7. “Long Term Parking” (season 5, episode 12) 7.

“Long Term Parking” (season 5, episode 12) Suspense always takes a backseat to slowburn here. But then there is Adriana’s last ride. After the gut punch of watching her finally broken by the FBI, Chris’ violent explosion feels like a series climax. The end is in sight and not just for Ade: The ATF is onto a cigarette smuggling operation, New York wants Tony B.

on a “fucking spit,” Christopher is drinking, Tony’s come full circle back to quiet domesticity. Meanwhile, Chris gets a telling glance at what such regularness of life looks like at a gas station and makes his final decision. Then we’re in the car, knowing, but not knowing, resigned, but hopeful, riding alongside Silvio’s ambiguous menace, feeling Adriana’s Thunderbird daydream of Jersey in the rearview, awaiting her withered, broken acceptance.

So painful, so heartbreaking, so jarring to fully register, it feels like a minor relief that it happens just off camera. In Adriana’s and the show’s final moments are echoes of both Silvio’s final seconds with her, “C’mon, where you fucking going … ?” And also of Tony’s last, lying words: “I’ll see ya up there.” [Todd Lazarski] 21 / 27 6.

“Boca” (season 1, episode 9) 6. “Boca” (season 1, episode 9) “Boca” opens like an after school special: “Yeah zebra I’m talking to you!” Silvio in an A shirt cartoonishly assaults a girl’s high school soccer referee, 15 minutes before one of Meadow’s teammates attempts suicide.

But in a show of this episode ends up leaning especially hard into each of these terms. Tony, Sil, and Artie try to convince their kid’s coach Hauser to stick around, first with a talk—“you haven’t heard our offer”—then a 50 inch TV placed in the driveway by “Clarence” (Paulie). Meanwhile, Junior is reluctant to have his oral sex exploits aired, getting ribbed by Carmela and then mercilessly by Tony.

And then Christopher is kidnapping a dog (“you won’t want Petey to get hit by a car”), Junior is breaking his own heart and openly contemplating having Tony clipped, and suddenly the fellas are wondering which brand of violence to inflict on Coach Hauser, guilty of committing statutory rape. It’s easy to instinctively hope for a whack of Tony’s type of justice.

“He ain’t gonna be doing that shit no more,” he says, and it feels satisfactory. But Artie, in one of his better moments, pushes back. And Dr. Melfi wonders, “Why [do] you feel punishing this man falls upon you?” “Well it sure doesn’t fall upon you,” Tony replies. In the end, he leaves it to the police, and for once his compass points to, what is probably, right; and it feels like there’s a glimmer, maybe, of hope, for his, for our, redemption.

“I didn’t hurt nobody,” he says, drunkenly celebrating himself. For one day, he didn’t. [Todd Lazarski] 22 / 27 5. “Marco Polo” (season 5, episode 8) 5. “Marco Polo” (season 5, episode 8) loves to throw a good party—and by , I mean a celebration filled with toasts and smiles that has tons of resentment and more than a few mind games bubbling just under the surface (which inevitably boil over once the booze gets flowing).

For this one, it’s the “surprise” party—quotes because Junior ruined said surprise on purpose—for Hugh’s 75th birthday, and aside from the moving speeches by the birthday boy and his daughter, Carmela, there are two major clashes: The biggie is with pretentious Ph.D. Russ Fegoli, one of the “cultured Italians,” to quote Carmela’s mom, Mary, and Tony, who’s all sausage twirling and wise guy dad jokes in the backyard.

(Todd Lazarski did a wonderful breakdown of another episode that dissects Italian American pride.) And the other is with Steve Buscemi’s Tony B., as his jealousy over the life he could have had—that is, Tony’s—pushes him over the edge to off Joey Peeps to the sounds of the Faces’ “Bad ‘N’ Ruin.” There is plenty more to get into—our separated titular couple’s drunken hookup in the pool, for one; that funny “discussion,” for another—but I’ll just note here that this episode is endlessly rewatchable: This is, hands down, the one I’ve returned to the most, and it also just so happens to be from my favorite season of the show.

[Tim Lowery] 23 / 27 4. “Funhouse” (season 2, episode 13) 4. “Funhouse” (season 2, episode 13) Mussels or Vindaloo? Or instead of gastrointestinal bacteria is it a bit of psychosomatic conscience pangs really leading to revelation? David Chase certainly didn’t intend Tony to discover with certainty that his best friend was a rat via some type of cop TV procedural.

So he instead delivers a pitch perfect bout of sideways Fellini surrealism, a North Jersey play of Dostoevskian ponderance. Tony finds the intel from his subconscious, or quite literally, his gut. The season long arc of buildup ends in a way both shocking and inevitable, sad and overdue, highlighted by Tony’s ambivalence, Paulie’s unwavering dagger of a death stare, and Keith Richards’ haunting open strings and hard fret slides on “Thru And Thru.” Dark, dreamy, absurd, it’s an episodic encapsulation of all things : Family, food, and a fated sleep with the fishes.

[Todd Lazarski] 24 / 27 3. “College” (season 1, episode 5) 3. “College” (season 1, episode 5) A taut and self contained morsel, as intimate, dark, and thrilling as a modern mafia tale as possible, a cacophonous bloody intersection of Tony’s two worlds. While Carm recovers from the flu, she and Father Phil engage in a cringey trainwreck of awkward semi sexual religious tension, cut off by her brutally abrupt return to cutthroat normalcy: “Don’t forget your sacrament kit or whatever.” Meanwhile, David Chase had to face off with HBO’s president over whether or not Tony could explicitly become a murderer while touring colleges with his daughter.

The end result is a show most memorable not just for the gnarly hit on an informant, but also his ability to remain steadfast in the role of fatherly protector and teller of dad jokes. In the end, of course, Chase got his way, arguing that actually the audience would turn on Tony if he failed to fulfill his ethical mob duty.

It’s a subtle acknowledgement of viewers being willingly complicit in the mafia code—part of what makes fandom so fun. [Todd Lazarski] 25 / 27 2. “Pine Barrens” (season 3, episode 11) 2. “Pine Barrens” (season 3, episode 11) A perennial fan favorite, this Steve Buschemi directed tangent might make the best case for the argument that each episode is a movie and underscores the endlessly rewatchable quality of the series.

A broken universal remote, a cracked windpipe, a demented broken barefoot iteration of Ivan Drago, Roy Rogers, Denny’s Grand Slams, a forgotten lighter, Bobby’s hunting outfit, an “interior decorator” whose house “looks like shit” that “killed 16 Checkoslovakians”—it’s always in the specifics here, everything ridiculous, everything exposing more existential fault lines in the fraught but sweet relationship between Christopher and Paulie.

It is gangland in the snow, a comedic and thrilling slice of life. What happened to the Russian? Where’s the car? Every viewing might contain new clues. (What is the deal with that bird’s eye view shot?) But each time it seems to matter less. It’s about the journey. And not skipping breakfast.

[Todd Lazarski] 26 / 27 1. “Whitecaps” (season 4, episode 13) 1. “Whitecaps” (season 4, episode 13) The movie length season four ender “Whitecaps”—it clocks in at one hour and 16 minutes, making it the longest episode in the series—has a bit of everything that made . If you were to pick one Powerhouse Acting Showcase, for instance, it’d have to be Tony and Carmela’s putting the cards on the table meltdown in their guest house, with Gandolfini and Falco each giving arguably series best turns, bouncing off of each other with vitriol and tears and shouts and deflections and threats and admissions, with each shade of each performance changing who has the upper hand at any given moment, making plain who truly understands their sparring partner.

(Spoiler: It’s Carmela who knows exactly who Tony is.) That those exchanges are captured brilliantly, with directing decisions reminiscent of the aforementioned is icing on the cake. And like with so many harsh about faces on the show—think of the calm before Adriana and her uncle Richie’s respective demises, say—it’s the writing that makes it that much more of a gut punch.

The inevitable breakdown of this marriage only works because of what came before it—in this case, Tony buying a picturesque summer home on the Shore, the one his kids will inherit, the one he and Carmela will grow old together in. Only now they won’t. It’s devastating, sure, but instead of dwelling on that devastation in the final minutes, “Whitecaps” pulls out another calling card of the show, drawing the curtains closed with humor, showing a square, rich couple—the ones who own that beach house that symbolized so much stability for the Sopranos—being assaulted by a boat with speakers that are blasting live Dean Martin songs, all so Tony can get his deposit back.

To quote Christopher in another episode, chiding Adriana, “What, you think it’s fucking funny?” Yes. Very. [Tim Lowery] 27 / 27.