My Rules, My Ride: Bengaluru Cab Driver's Hilarious and Firm Mandates Go Viral

Picture this: you hop into a cab, settle in for your journey, and then, right there on the back of the driver's seat, you spot a meticulously typed-out list of rules. Not just any rules, mind you, but a manifesto for passenger conduct. That’s precisely what greeted Bengaluru commuter Nipun Marya recently, and his subsequent share on X (formerly Twitter) has sent the internet into an absolute frenzy.

The star of this viral sensation is undoubtedly the cab driver himself, whose no-nonsense approach to passenger etiquette has resonated with many, while tickling the funny bones of countless others. His list wasn't merely a suggestion; it was a firm declaration, prominently displayed for all to see. And let's be honest, who hasn't encountered a passenger (or perhaps even been one) who could use a little reminder about basic courtesy?

Front and center, in bold, undeniable lettering, was the rule that immediately grabbed everyone’s attention: "Don't call me 'Bhaiya.' Call me 'Sir.'" Ah, the classic "bhaiya" debate! For many drivers, this term, often used colloquially for brothers or friendly acquaintances, can feel diminishing or disrespectful in a professional setting. This particular driver clearly felt strongly about it, asserting his preference for a more formal, respectful address. A simple request, yet one that speaks volumes about professional boundaries.

But the "Sir" rule was just the tip of the iceberg, really. His comprehensive guide covered everything from financial disputes to personal space. He explicitly stated, "Don't argue about payment or destination." Fair enough, right? The fare is the fare, and the route is the route. Then came the directives on in-car behavior: "Don't eat in the car," "Don't drink alcohol in the car," and, quite simply, "Don't spit." These are practically universal unspoken rules, but sometimes, a written reminder helps.

Perhaps some of the most memorable rules touched on passenger-driver interaction and basic respect. "Don't flirt or ask for numbers," he wrote, drawing a clear line in the sand. And in a move that surely every car owner can empathize with, he added, "Don't slam the door." It's a small detail, but oh, what a difference it makes to a vehicle's longevity and a driver's sanity! The driver also made it clear that "Toll payment is your responsibility," and that there would be "No free rides." Business is business, after all.

A couple of other gems included a reminder to "Keep windows closed if AC is on" – an energy-saving plea that makes perfect sense – and a rather blunt, yet utterly charming, "Don't sit on the front seat, I am not your friend." This last one perfectly encapsulates the driver’s desire to maintain a professional distance, clearly defining the passenger-driver relationship. No casual chats or impromptu co-piloting here, thank you very much!

Nipun's post quickly went viral, attracting thousands of likes and countless comments. People couldn't help but marvel at the driver's audacity and humor. Some found it incredibly relatable, sharing their own similar frustrations, while others simply admired his unique way of setting boundaries. It's a brilliant example of how a little bit of personality, even in the most unexpected places, can make a memorable impression and spark a delightful conversation online.