High On Life 2: Unpacking the Wild Ride – From Skateboarding Shenanigans to Holy Hijinks and the Danny DeVito Dream That Got Away!

Prepare yourselves, bounty hunters, because the universe of High On Life is about to get even weirder! Developers have been dropping tantalizing hints about the much-anticipated sequel, High On Life 2, revealing a host of incredibly ambitious, often hilarious, and undeniably bizarre ideas that promise to push the boundaries of intergalactic mayhem and comedic absurdity.

While the details are still shrouded in alien goo, what we’ve heard so far confirms that Squanch Games is doubling down on everything that made the original a cult classic.

One of the most surprising revelations involves an unexpected, yet utterly 'High On Life' addition: skateboarding. Imagine zipping through alien landscapes, grinding on the tentacles of colossal creatures, or pulling off kickflips over unsuspecting G3 grunts.

While the exact implementation remains a mystery, the mere mention sparks visions of a dynamic new traversal system, an outrageous mini-game, or perhaps even an entire segment dedicated to parodies of classic skate culture. Given the game's penchant for irreverence, we wouldn't be surprised if your talking gun offers commentary on your ollie technique or berates you for bailing too often.

This could be a revolutionary way to navigate the chaotic worlds, adding another layer of fast-paced, visceral fun to the already frantic first-person shooter action.

But the true pinnacle of the developers' outlandish vision might just be the rumored 'Bible Adventures' segment. Yes, you read that correctly.

In a game known for its profanity-laced sentient weaponry and grotesque alien designs, the idea of tackling anything remotely spiritual is inherently comical. This isn't likely to be a reverent exploration of scripture, but rather a satirical, perhaps even blasphemous, journey through a 'High On Life' interpretation of biblical tales.

Picture Gatlian Moses parting a sea of alien slime, or a crude recreation of Noah's Ark, overloaded with bizarre extraterrestrial fauna. This concept perfectly encapsulates the game's fearless approach to humor, promising a segment that will undoubtedly be talked about (and perhaps even condemned) for years to come.

It’s a bold move that solidifies High On Life's identity as a game that truly doesn't care about sacred cows – unless those cows are aliens with laser udders.

Perhaps the most endearing tidbit to emerge from the developer discussions is the bittersweet tale of Danny DeVito. The team, ever keen on securing unique and memorable voice talent, apparently had the legendary actor on their wish list for a potential role in High On Life 2.

While the dream didn't materialize (reasons ranging from scheduling conflicts to the sheer impossibility of wrangling a busy Hollywood icon for a sentient alien weapon remain speculative), the mere attempt speaks volumes about the game's ambition and the caliber of comedic voice acting they aim for.

One can only imagine the kind of foul-mouthed, curmudgeonly charm DeVito would have brought to a talking gun or a grotesque alien boss. His absence leaves a void, but also fuels anticipation for who did make the cut, ensuring the sequel will still be packed with an unforgettable cast of characters.

As Gamescom 2025 (or whenever we get more concrete announcements) approaches, the whispers and hints about High On Life 2 paint a picture of a sequel that's bigger, bolder, and even more unhinged than its predecessor.

With skateboarding mechanics, religiously-themed mayhem, and the ghost of Danny DeVito’s almost-cameo looming large, bounty hunters everywhere should brace themselves for another unforgettable, laughter-inducing, and utterly bizarre adventure across the cosmos. The universe is waiting, and it’s going to be ridiculously fun.