Eye On Illinois: Resolutions broken already? Here’s more for your list

Well, happy New Year. By the time you read this, 2023 is completely expired. Many of you have already composed your new year’s resolutions, or at least given serious thought to the matter. Yet, even as early as Jan. 2, there’s a chance you’ve already defaulted on several personal promises. Not me, though.

I have a fail safe, two phase plan. Phase one: Make only resolutions I can guarantee are attainable. For example, this year I’ve resolved to not read a single Portuguese novel. Since I’m so confident in meeting that goal, I’ve also resolved to decline participation in the NBA Slam Dunk competition.

Phase two: Make resolutions for other people. I used to follow this opening with a few hundred words of snark, usually aimed at politicians but with the occasional broad aphorism (“People who use social media only to complain about social media should resolve to stop using social media”). That was before I realized snark is modern society’s most abundant resource.

So, while telling others what to do remains more satisfying than getting off my duff and making something happen, I’ll err on the side of practicality. If you’re a minimum wage earner, resolve to check your first pay stub of January. The . The new figure for minors who log fewer than 650 hours per year is $12 and $8.40 for tipped labor.

If you’ve got unused prescription drugs, resolve to either dispose of them legally – use the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration’s site finder at – or return them to a pharmacy participating in the Drug Reuse Opportunity Program, through which safe doses can be repackaged for people who have a hard time affording medication.

Learn more at . Though not all are able, I also suggest resolving to regularly donate blood. My next appointment is Jan. 31; I’ve also given through . Both are offering extra donor gifts to boost contributions in an historically slow period. The screening process is a useful tool for tracking personal health, and the snacks at the end are delightful.

Resolve to register to vote (if you’re not already) and then follow through. Aside from federal offices, more than 140 General Assembly seats will be on the ballot, so learn the candidates. Resolve to write an email to your current representatives in Springfield – on any topic at all – and let me know if you don’t get a response from at least a staff member.

Local officials are easily reached as well, all of whom should engage constituents, answer basic questions and address concerns. Resolve to make your voice heard. Beyond all that: walk more, write more and be nice to strangers. Happy New Year. •.